mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass
announcements at school
lol I love how Naruto was like, “It’s really embarrassing when you say stuff like that to my face,” when Gaara was complimenting him and I just…
i dream of DP
me too! diamond and pearl are probably the best pokemon games to date. platinum is very good too. gen 4 is all around amazing.
I seriously don’t know what the entire movie industry is going to do when michael cera gets too old to play an awkward 17 year old
i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what
i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”
this just in: jk rowling regrets entire harry potter series. says she meant to write about blizzards, not wizards. isn’t sure what happened.